{"product_id":"an-evening-with-ellen-skrmetti","title":"An Evening with Ellen Skrmetti","description":"\u003ch2\u003eJoin us for a night of fun and laughs with Ellen Skrmetti\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSunday, October 25 at 7pm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Garden Room, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e215 W Dickson St, Fayetteville, AR 72701\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour ticket includes a signed copy of Ellen's new book, \u003cem\u003eCattywampus\u003c\/em\u003e, and 1 Free Drink ticket.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProceeds from the event will benefit \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.phnwa.com\/preschool\"\u003ePotter's House Preschool\u003c\/a\u003e, whose \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003evision is to provide a Christ-centered, high-quality preschool experience that is accessible to all families within our community for children starting at 8 weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e......\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eAbout Ellen Skrmetti:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEllen Skrmetti is a Mississippi Born and Alabama based comedian. Her southern charm and quick wit have proven to be a winning combination to make millions laugh!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eAbout the book:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCattywampus\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e(adj.)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003ePronunciation: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003ekat-ee-wom-puhs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eOrigin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003e: \u003cem\u003eSouthern American English \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"a-ordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003ePositioned askew, crooked or out of alignment; not straight \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eIn disarray; turned sideways; off course \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA state of life in which plans have unraveled, expectations have shifted, and nothing is operating according to the original instructions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003cbr\u003eEllen Skrmetti, comedian and bestselling author, returns with a collection of hilarious essays about what happens when life goes sideways―or, if you're Southern, when things go cattywampus.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSuch as when you’re living your life, raising your kids… and then suddenly you’re raising your parents too. When your hormones go haywire and you’re navigating “The Change” with no warning… and at the same time your daughter is navigating her own \"changes.\" (You also have to navigate that fact that nobody in the South calls things by their real names.) When you’re forced to confront the possibility that you haven’t always seen everything clearly, and you need to course-correct, stat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe hilarious essays in this book include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Wanted It Done Right (and Other Reasons I Wrote My Own Obituary) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHustle, Hustle, Pray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes Ma’am, No Ma’am, Have You Taken Your Meds Ma’am? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen You Bring a Zebra To The Tailgate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom Beer Pong to Mah Jongg… Pastimes in Later Life\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis laugh-out-loud collection will entertain, inspire, and remind you that even when life seems out of control, God is in control.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Givington's","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44255168495705,"sku":"9781546011248","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0183\/6405\/files\/ellen-skrmetti-instagram-1080x1350.png?v=1785381140","url":"https:\/\/shop.givingtons.com\/products\/an-evening-with-ellen-skrmetti","provider":"Givington's","version":"1.0","type":"link"}